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  • FUNNY GIFTS: "Therapy Helps But Screaming Profanities is Cheaper and Faster", Kraft Label, 10-ounce Glass Jar, Scented Soy Candle, carefully packaged in a gift box, it is an excellent present for your best friend, coworker, sister, work friend, forever friend, Graduation Gift. Best Friend Birthday Gift, Best Friend Christmas Gift, Stocking Stuffers for friends, Best Friend Going Away Gift, Graduation, Congrats, retirement, long distance friendship, bday, mothers day, or any occasion.
  • HIGHLY SCENTED SOY CANDLE: "Island Coconut Lime" Our fragrant, all natural soy wax candles are infused with premium oils to create a calming scent . Our 100% soy Candle Gifts are not only beautiful and aromatic but are also non-toxic and safe to burn in your home. A perfect addition to any home or office: Display this candle in your bathroom, bedroom, kitchen, living room, office, foyer or house. The long lasting scent of our decorative vegan soy candles is bound to freshen your space.
  • BURN TIME: 50-60 Hours. We use premium grade soy wax that has a clean and consistent burn with no additives or residue. Our Cotton wicks help provide a slower burn time so you can enjoy your candle longer! Once you’re done enjoying the candle, you can reuse the container. Our candles are carefully designed and crafted with your home and family in mind. Our Relaxing Aromatherapy candles will help you relax, soothe, and unwind.
  • FUNNY, INSPIRING or INSPIRATIONAL GIFT for birthday, Galentine’s, stocking stuffer, breakup, Christmas Gift, bday, mothers day or any other event in her life, will let your bff know how fabulous she is. Our funny candles that are guaranteed to give your bestie a good laugh. Our Inspirational and Sentimental Candle Gifts will warm her heart. Our friendship candles will make her smile and know she is loved. We even have candles with outrageous and sassy sayings that are sure to surprise.
  • GIFTS FOR ANY OCCASION: Our Best Friend Candles will perfectly express Your Love and humor. Celebrate Every Special Event! This candle makes an excellent birthday gift for women friends, your Mom, Wife, Daughters, girlfriend, bff, aunt, grandma, loved one, work friend, boss, coworker, employee or yourself. Celebrate professional achievements such as a new job, a promotion or graduation. The perfect gift for holidays, the "I'm thinking of you moments", or even if you are miles apart.
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Customer Ratings
Giftable
4.7
4.7
4.6
5.0
4.8
Scent
4.7
4.7
4.6
5.0
4.6
Value for money
4.6
4.5
4.0
4.3
Longevity
4.5
4.6
4.6
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Caribbean Retreat
Huckleberry, Lemon, Vanilla
Vanilla
Lavender
Vanilla
unit count
13.5
10
6
7.2
1
9
size
10 Ounce
10 Ounce
6 Oz
9 ounce
material
Soy Wax
Soy Wax
synthetic, Wax
Soy Wax
Soy Wax
Soy Wax
specific uses
Funny Candle
candle
Aromatherapy
Indoor use only
Aromatherapy, Scented, Yoga, Meditation
Gift, Scented, Decoration, Relaxation, Stress Relief, Yoga, Meditation
operating time
60 hours
60 hours
40 hours
55 hours
50 hours
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Highly Scented,Non-toxic,Scented
Scented,Non-toxic
Scented
Highly Scented
Long Lasting, Highly Scented
Highly scented, Clean burn, Long lasting, Non toxic, Handmade

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Product details

  • Product Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 3.5 x 3.5 x 4.25 inches; 1.25 Pounds
  • Date First Available ‏ : ‎ March 9, 2022
  • Manufacturer ‏ : ‎ Cedar Crate Market
  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B09V5QMC7B
  • Country of Origin ‏ : ‎ USA
  • Customer Reviews:
    4.8 4.8 out of 5 stars 1,725 ratings

Product Description

Cedar Crate Market candles

Cedar Crate Market is a woman owned and family operated brand. We create fun, sassy, and humorous candles, gifts and lifestyle goods. Our Products are handmade in the USA with creative designs that fit any décor.

Cedar Crate Market Candles

Cedar Crate Market is Woman Owned and Family Operated

We celebrate all of life's important moments, big and small, with classic designs that never go out of style. Our Company is always growing and adding new one-of-a-kind products that make the perfect gift for anyone or occasion!

We specialize in funny candles that smell amazing. We are proud to hand pour our candles in small batches right here in the USA. Based in our hometown of Minnetonka, MN we make all of our candles with 100% soy wax and cotton wicks for a superior clean burn. Our soy wax is made from soy beans grown exclusively by farmers in the USA. We never add artificial colors or additives to our candles and use essential oils in many of our fragrances.

Our gifts and lifestyle goods are made with humor and love, from coffee mugs & barware to keepsake ornaments & frames, we have something for everyone. All of our glassware is dishwasher safe and won't fade over time. We always work hard to make quality products that will last.


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4.8 out of 5 stars
4.8 out of 5
1,725 global ratings

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Customers like the gift idea, value, quality and fun of the candle. They mention that it smells absolutely heavenly, is not cheap looking and that the funny sayings make it a great gift.

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76 customers mention72 positive4 negative

Customers like the smell of the candle. They say it smells absolutely heavenly.

"Great gift. Loved the scent. Funny sayings!" Read more

"Super cute and funny! Smells amazing and definitely worth the money!" Read more

"Purchased this for a good friend's birthday and she loved it. Great scent and not cheap looking." Read more

"The scent is perfect for aroma therapy. It’s an excellent gift for the therapist in your life. Haha." Read more

40 customers mention37 positive3 negative

Customers are satisfied with the quality of the candle. They mention that it is a beautiful candle with a wonderful scent. The candle is of excellent quality and is pleasing to both men and women.

"Super cute and funny! Smells amazing and definitely worth the money!" Read more

"...Great scent and not cheap looking." Read more

"...The candle is excellent quality" Read more

"Smells very therapeutic without being overwhelming. Super cute design, burned a decent amount of time" Read more

23 customers mention23 positive0 negative

Customers like the gift. They mention it's a great gift for a dog lover, perfect for their mom's birthday, a motivational gift for everyone, and a simple, fun concept.

"Great gift. Loved the scent. Funny sayings!" Read more

"The scent is perfect for aroma therapy. It’s an excellent gift for the therapist in your life. Haha." Read more

"...Kudos to whoever came up with such a simple, fun concept." Read more

"...Employees felt appreciated. Smelled really good too. Nice gift." Read more

10 customers mention10 positive0 negative

Customers have fun with the candle. They say the sayings are funny and the scent is good. The candle is a great gift and a good conversation starter.

"Great gift. Loved the scent. Funny sayings!" Read more

"Super cute and funny! Smells amazing and definitely worth the money!" Read more

"Great candle it smells so good and is a great conversation starter" Read more

"Super cute and fun. Quick delivery. Smells nice." Read more

9 customers mention7 positive2 negative

Customers like the value of the candle. They say it's pricey but not outrageous, and it makes a great addition to a 60th birthday party.

"Super cute and funny! Smells amazing and definitely worth the money!" Read more

"...The labeling was beautiful. It looked like a more expensive candle." Read more

"Candle is greatly made. Great quality and not cheap. But scent is not very strong and its only real value is the quote on the outside" Read more

"Perfect for my moms birthday. I think it was a little pricey that's the only reason I didn't give it 5 stars" Read more

3 customers mention3 positive0 negative

Customers are satisfied with the burning of the candle. They mention that it burns for a decent amount of time.

"...Super cute design, burned a decent amount of time" Read more

"Funny cute candle that actually smells good and worth burning. Gave mom a good laugh :)" Read more

"Excellent sent burned for a long time." Read more

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This candle smells fantastic! I also really like the saying on the side
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