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  • A Wise Woman Once Said Fuck This Shit & She Lived Happily Ever After
  • Citrus Peach: Our Citrus Peach scent smells of fresh apples and oranges combined with green tea, jasmine, rose, and musk for a delightful scent. We take pride in using only the highest quality fragrances infused with essential oils to create beautiful scents.
  • 50-60 hour burn time: It's not just a candle jar, our reusable 13.5oz glass jar makes a great drinking glass! Once you finish burning your candle, simply wash out the glass with soap and water and reuse it for your favorite drinks. It's a great way to reduce waste and get more use out of your candle jar.
  • 100% Soy Wax: We use premium grade 100% soy wax made from soy beans farmed in the USA. Soy wax has a clean and consistent burn with no additives or residue. Our Cotton wicks help provide a slower burn time so you can enjoy our fragrant candles longer!
  • Made in the USA: All of our candles are hand-poured with care in small batches at our studio in Minnetonka, Minnesota. We take great pride in providing you with high-quality candles that are made with love and attention to detail. All of our candles come carefully packaged in our custom designed kraft gift box. You won't have to worry about wrapping it yourself, as it's already done for you and ready to gift!
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  • Product Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 3.5 x 3.5 x 4.25 inches; 1.25 Pounds
  • Date First Available ‏ : ‎ February 12, 2021
  • Manufacturer ‏ : ‎ Cedar Crate Market
  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B08WJL5STT
  • Country of Origin ‏ : ‎ USA
  • Customer Reviews:
    4.8 4.8 out of 5 stars 1,401 ratings

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Cedar Crate Market candles

Cedar Crate Market is a woman owned and family operated brand. We create fun, sassy, and humorous candles, gifts and lifestyle goods. Our Products are handmade in the USA with creative designs that fit any décor.

Cedar Crate Market Candles

Cedar Crate Market is Woman Owned and Family Operated

We celebrate all of life's important moments, big and small, with classic designs that never go out of style. Our Company is always growing and adding new one-of-a-kind products that make the perfect gift for anyone or occasion!

We specialize in funny candles that smell amazing. We are proud to hand pour our candles in small batches right here in the USA. Based in our hometown of Minnetonka, MN we make all of our candles with 100% soy wax and cotton wicks for a superior clean burn. Our soy wax is made from soy beans grown exclusively by farmers in the USA. We never add artificial colors or additives to our candles and use essential oils in many of our fragrances.

Our gifts and lifestyle goods are made with humor and love, from coffee mugs & barware to keepsake ornaments & frames, we have something for everyone. All of our glassware is dishwasher safe and won't fade over time. We always work hard to make quality products that will last.


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4.8 out of 5 stars
4.8 out of 5
1,401 global ratings

Customers say

Customers like the quality and smell of the candle. They mention it's a great small gift idea, with nice packaging and a good smell. However, some customers are mixed on the burn.

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63 customers mention59 positive4 negative

Customers are satisfied with the smell of the candle. They mention that the scent combo is great, and it smells good.

"This made the perfect white elephant gift for work! It smells amazing and super cute packaging!" Read more

"It smells great" Read more

"Amazing smell--wish they made shampoo that smells as wonderful!! Was given candle as gift & now can't do without & send them as gifts myself...." Read more

"...What I can offer is that it was packed well and looks nice. It smells good (just took the lid off). Clever saying on the label." Read more

43 customers mention43 positive0 negative

Customers are satisfied with the quality of the candle. They mention it's a great small gift idea, perfect white elephant gift for work, and an awesome product. Some say it'd be a good gift for a girlfriend or a retiring coworker.

"This made the perfect white elephant gift for work! It smells amazing and super cute packaging!" Read more

"Awesome candle and nice packaging" Read more

"...What I can offer is that it was packed well and looks nice. It smells good (just took the lid off). Clever saying on the label." Read more

"Great gift for retiring coworker. The candle smells nice too. She will probably use it as well as getting a kick out of the script." Read more

4 customers mention4 positive0 negative

Customers like the appearance of the candle. For example, they mention it's cute and funny, and looks exactly like the picture.

"...Great price, cute lables & lots of choices. Burns a little fast but worth it!" Read more

"Cute and funny" Read more

"What a nice little candle for the price, and the look on their face was priceless!" Read more

"...It smells amazing, looks exactly like the picture, and was the perfect present for my friend. I’ll definitely be back, thank you!" Read more

4 customers mention4 positive0 negative

Customers find the entertainment value of the candle to be great. They mention that it's cute and funny, with a great scent and a funny saying.

"Cute and funny" Read more

"Such a great gift. It’s funny and the candle is high quality and great smell. Also they send it already in a gift box!" Read more

"Super cute and funny. And smells amazing!" Read more

"Great scent, funny saying..." Read more

5 customers mention3 positive2 negative

Customers are mixed about the burn of the candle. Some mention that it smells great, and the whole candle burns, while others say that it melted and is not giftable now.

"Smells great…. The whole candle burns; no waste" Read more

"I bought this candle as a gift. When I opened it I saw that it had melted which made it not giftable. Now I will have to find something else soon...." Read more

"...Most impressive was the fact that the entire candle burned. There was virtually nothing left in the glass jar after the candle had finished burning...." Read more

"Smell not strong enough and with only one wick one side of candle does not burn" Read more

Great scent and funny candle. But….
4 Stars
Great scent and funny candle. But….
Very funny candle! I love that saying. I would’ve given it five stars for the label and the scent which is great, but it didn’t last all that long. We had it on once and it used the entire candle in just a few hours.
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